1. hddlstn:

    i love how he’s focused on something and when he hears that he gets so happy [x]

    (via welcome-to-the-demon-impala)

     
  2. supersmashkev:

    watermellyn:

    comedic gold

    this honestly just made my day

    (via cconstellaationss)

     
  3. whiteanglosexyprotestant:

    peaceful times before the skeleton war

    (Source: daysrunaway, via cconstellaationss)

     

  4. moonfalora:

    rexuality:

    a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

    image

    (via squarlo)

     
  5. feeltheillinoise-:

    EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

    (Source: dickbuttofficial, via squarlo)

     
  6. (Source: neontigre, via rush-n-mule)

     

  7. yungterra:

    You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

    (via cconstellaationss)

     

  8. mszombi:

    meladoodle:

    one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

    Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

    (Source: meladoodle, via squarlo)

     
  9. liquidfire:

    bookishbelle:

    rebel-without-a-blog:

    Because these two are cuties :3

    Steve and Peggy cute alert!!!

    is steve hiding a boner

     
  10. fatanarchy:

    Good luck affording a place to live. Forget being able to fucking eat “healthy” like you’re “supposed to” (aka, morally obligated to).

    (via sandyfrank)

     
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  12. thottweiler:

    quickweaves:

    Revolutionary

    go to hell

    (via sexy-chicken-tacos)

     
  13. gendervaguekirkland:

    gendervaguekirkland:

    gendervaguekirkland:

    everyone’s freaking out about Sharknado but does no one remember Sharktopus

    this is my most famous post on this website. god bless.

    is this how i’ll be remembered

    (via squarlo)

     
  14. queerrose:

    While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

    (via demyxbowie)

     
  15. timelordblogging:

    allofmylovetess:

    dlubes:

    clarknokent:

    You know she regrets this lmao

    watch the whole video. no way she does.

    It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

    WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

    (Source: shogunofyellow, via squarlo)